Waffle-SS
Gatling Groink
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This means WAR, MAGGOTS!
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Post by Waffle-SS on Oct 21, 2009 21:04:40 GMT -5
An old, burned-out tank sits on the side of the road. It has the logo of the Kampfgruppe Lehr shot into the side of it by a machinegun. It looks like a perfectly normal burned-out tank, altough the tip of the canon features one of those red flip-up things that tells you when you have mail, or the mailman that mail needs to be picked up. Despite the obviously dead state of the tank, it doesn't stop most messengers from worrying that their hand will get blown off if the put a letter inside. If the message is spam, the tank might just spring to life.
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Post by Water Dumple on Oct 21, 2009 21:07:10 GMT -5
This is the best mailbox-like thing ever.
I gotta find a way to do this with a plane.
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Post by Water Dumple on Oct 27, 2009 18:56:09 GMT -5
BY THE EMPEROR!
You have chosen wisely--Your wish is the task of the Guard.
Our deaths...will be MAGNIFICENT!
~General Vance Hubbs, 252nd Imperial Regiment
Attached document: Heavy MG Ammo research
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Post by Water Dumple on Nov 12, 2009 21:51:24 GMT -5
I might terminate our alliance soon. I just haven't seen you online.  |
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Waffle-SS
Gatling Groink
The Administrator[A:0]
This means WAR, MAGGOTS!
Posts: 997
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Post by Waffle-SS on Nov 14, 2009 2:37:28 GMT -5
Sorry about that, I didn't find the time during the week to come here. I plan to not disappear again.
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Post by Water Dumple on Nov 14, 2009 15:48:34 GMT -5
Alright. I thought you might have disappeared again, like a few months ago.
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Post by Infinity ∞ on Nov 16, 2009 22:07:46 GMT -5
Enclosed in this leaf is payment for your ammo.
-Spiro
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Post by Water Dumple on Nov 25, 2009 4:21:11 GMT -5
BY THE EMPEROR! I demand that you accept these research documents!
~General Vance Hubbs, 252nd Imperial Regiment
Attached documents: Napalm, flame shatter mortars
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Post by Water Dumple on Dec 20, 2009 22:42:36 GMT -5
YOUR GENEROSITY SHALL NOT GO UNREWARDED! The Imperial Regiment accepts your gift, and shall return by enhancing your steel!
~General Vance Hubbs, 252nd Imperial Regiment
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Post by citizenkane on Jan 3, 2010 20:20:53 GMT -5
General Kane: Glad to trade with you, being sent to you now is the petals for the ammunition.
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Post by lovethepikmin on Jan 12, 2010 19:21:52 GMT -5
The EODF is sorry for what we have done agiants the risistance force. We were only looking for a fast way to get massive amounts of petals to buy rescoruces and projects for when we have a threat to our nation. Please take these documents free of charge from our trade center as our token of apologies. The trade is over.
General B. Borbs
As you finnish reading the 5 drone squadron of the EODF rides a Red Bulborb carrying a very large crate. Inside are 3 research documents. Bomb Rocks (HE bomb) Metal Rocks (AP bomb) and Anti-Jam (Ressitance to radar jamming) Do you accept?
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Post by lovethepikmin on Jan 13, 2010 20:54:37 GMT -5
Oberst Fritz Klink,
Message 1
Please excuse my dumb question but what kind of mechs would go best with this shell?
General B. Borbs
Message 2
Don't forget our new bombing run offer. For a cheap price we will make your next attack easier. Don't be a stranger either. You might just get an even cheaper price for it.
Pilot Leafy of the EODF Flying Dragons SQD.
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Post by lovethepikmin on Jan 14, 2010 14:15:27 GMT -5
Oberst Fritz Klink ,
Please however look at our words of warnings in page 4 of the EODF trade center.
Pilot Leafy
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