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Post by Grey Snagret on May 3, 2010 20:49:18 GMT -5
I do begin the fight by an aura of rhyme- Which is to say one must rhyme all the time. Then I put around myself an aura of protection And cast a spell to evade all detection.
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Post by Water Dumple on May 3, 2010 21:12:19 GMT -5
But alas, the spell does not work, For I've hit you with a fish that does indeed hurt.
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Post by Grey Snagret on May 4, 2010 20:34:46 GMT -5
'Ach!' I cried, in dismay For fish happened to be my weakness that day.
Then I remember the spell didn't work and nuke your brains!
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Post by Lord Raymond on May 4, 2010 22:07:11 GMT -5
But I caught the nuke and proceded then To throw it back, so I guess I win
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Post by Water Dumple on May 4, 2010 22:33:36 GMT -5
Despite the effort, there's no blood-- It seems the nuke was just a dud.
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Post by Grey Snagret on May 5, 2010 18:18:01 GMT -5
'Ach,' I yell in dismay. Wishing more harm upon everything that's horridly wrong with the world, my spell goes horribly wrong and starts devouring souls. Including yours. I don't have one, so it's effects are unnoticed on me.
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Post by Lord Raymond on May 5, 2010 18:38:52 GMT -5
But my soul has been sold for fame and gold So instead i cast a spell to make you all grow old
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Post by Water Dumple on May 5, 2010 19:08:25 GMT -5
With no soul and no youth much to everyone's dismay, I open a senility Lecture Booth, and bore your useless lives away.
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Goolix
Fiery Blowhog
A Suffusion of Yellow
Posts: 148
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Post by Goolix on May 5, 2010 20:45:51 GMT -5
But I have no brain, so you can not bore me. Instead I whack you over the head with a cane, to make you sorry you ever met me.
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Post by Lord Raymond on May 5, 2010 22:44:26 GMT -5
(that doesn't rhyme)
But I never knew you so I pelt you with rocks then assault you with 1337 5p34k MoAR RYm3ng P10X
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Meowzer
Waterwraith
The Picker of the 'Min
Pffffffffff
Posts: 2,249
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Post by Meowzer on May 6, 2010 20:04:28 GMT -5
Rhyming is my weakness So I guess my only choice in all of my meekness is my voice
I stand to the side Shouting Profanity Now I go hide and hope no one calls sean hannity
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