Meowzer
Waterwraith
The Picker of the 'Min
Pffffffffff
Posts: 2,249
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Post by Meowzer on Oct 22, 2009 15:49:00 GMT -5
A lone and desolate, but respectable, hole lies next to the wall. A suspicious breadbug mouth sticks out. The tongue is ticking out. You stick the letter to the tongue and it retracts with a sickening slurp. You wonder where it went as you walk into the dark
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Bread & Butter
Fiery Bulblax
Leader of the Breakfast Battalion[A:0]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay
Posts: 733
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Post by Bread & Butter on Oct 28, 2009 17:22:07 GMT -5
After having handed the letter over to his fellow breadbug, the messenger scurries away into the night. The message reads:
General Wimpy, It has come to my attention that your forces, although deceiving in nature, would be a great asset to the Breadbug Battalion if aligned with. Should you like to comply, please send a message to our forces.
Sincerly, General Atlas Leader of the Breadbug Battalion
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Hachi
Waterwraith
Captain Oliby[A:0]
I am Oliby, Businessman of Legends. Fear my accounting!
Posts: 2,355
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Post by Hachi on Nov 4, 2009 22:09:06 GMT -5
To the esteemed General Whimpy,
Ah yes, I thank you for reminding me of our previous agreement. Unfortunately, I am afraid I was lying. My investment program is what ancient Urrth humans would call a Bernie Madoff scam.
But tell me, what is your thought on this experiment of mine? Do you feel betrayed, enraged, sorrowful or some other feeling? Your response will be vital to the advancement of science.
Sincerely, Dr. Korotkoff Claisen
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Post by Water Dumple on Nov 4, 2009 22:11:40 GMT -5
To the esteemed General Whimpy, Ah yes, I thank you for reminding me of our previous agreement. Unfortunately, I am afraid I was lying. My investment program is what ancient Urrth humans would call a Bernie Madoff scam. But tell me, what is your thought on this experiment of mine? Do you feel betrayed, enraged, sorrowful or some other feeling? Your response will be vital to the advancement of science. Sincerely, Dr. Korotkoff Claisen [/Caulder]
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Bread & Butter
Fiery Bulblax
Leader of the Breakfast Battalion[A:0]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay
Posts: 733
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Post by Bread & Butter on Nov 5, 2009 17:53:03 GMT -5
Wimpy, It appears that this is a serious scandal that needs immediate attention. If not for a previous prolonged skirmish that has my undivided attention as of right now, I would send out my troops as to assist your cause. If you wish to wait for this dilemma on my part to be resolved, I will be pleasured to assist in "setting the score strait".
Best Regards, General Atlas Leader of the Breadbug Battalion
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Bread & Butter
Fiery Bulblax
Leader of the Breakfast Battalion[A:0]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay
Posts: 733
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Post by Bread & Butter on Nov 5, 2009 18:26:44 GMT -5
General Wimpy, The Breadbug Battalion regrets that it is presently unable to assist in your military advances. We wish you the best of luck and hopes that no harm be done to your troops. We also recommend that working in accordance to other factions that have been hoodwinked, as well, by this charismatic and trustful guise would be the best course of action, even though you may or may not be doing future peaceful dealings with them. Of course any decision that you choose to act upon shall not be opposed on by us as we once again wish you much luck and hope that you will still be around for future arrangements.
Best of luck, General Atlas Leader of the Breadbug Battalion.
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Post by Lord Raymond on Nov 13, 2009 0:58:59 GMT -5
To Wimpy the Helpless errrr... Great Whiskerpillar,
I would like to request assistance in attacking that scum Dr Claisen, who has scammed me as well. I can provide stable transport and air support for your armies, as well as troops. Get back to me as soon as possible.
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