Fred's secret diary (Logs)

[yoshimaster]

Army: Oddities united
Location: Awakening wood, by the water in the air brake area.
Head strange person (General): Fred the Albino fire elephant (Fiery blowhog)
Day 0

Oddities:
30 Minimutas
10 Red pikmin
10 Blue pikmin

Larger strange things (Specials):
5 Fiery blowhogs

Massively crazy things (Elites)
None

Ammunition for the promotion of big booms:
None

Insane asylum complex (Buildings):
Weapon Storage
Resource Storage
Ammo Storage
Barracks

Stuff to prevent escape and killing of Crazy things (base Defenses)
Anti tank gun (Good at killing tanks)

Asylum stores:
850 Iron
110 Petals

Projects:
Research Coconuts (20/20 days) Ammo
Research Aura of Insanity (50/50 days) Specials give of a disconcerting Aura which can confuse enemy troops
Build Crazy tank (25/25 days) 150 Iron
Log:
Fred the Albino fire elephant: The Cranberries speak to meeeeeeeeeeeee.

[yoshimaster]

November 23 9:00 Pm update (Four day update)

Army: Oddities united
Location: Awakening wood, by the water in the air brake area.
Head strange person (General): Fred the Albino fire elephant (Fiery blowhog)
Day 4

Oddities:
35 Minimutas
15 Red pikmin
15 Blue pikmin
15 Yellow Pikmin

Larger strange things (Specials):
5 Fiery blowhogs
1 mamuta

Massively crazy things (Elites)
None

Ammunition for the promotion of big booms:
None

Insane asylum complex (Buildings):
Weapon Storage
Resource Storage
Ammo Storage
Barracks

Stuff to prevent escape and killing of Crazy things (base Defenses)
Anti tank gun (Good at killing tanks)

Asylum stores:
850 Iron
110 Petals

Projects:
Research Coconuts (16/20 days) Ammo
Research Aura of Insanity (46/50 days) Specials give of a disconcerting Aura which can confuse enemy troops
Build Crazy tank (21/25 days) 150 Iron
Log:
At a fire test using the prototype Coconut Ammo

Random troop (Hidden by mist): You're using Coconuts!

Fred: So what?

Random troop: This is a temperate climate, the coconut grows in tropical areas! Where did you get it?

Fred: We found them

Random troop: Are you sugesting coconuts migrate? What do they grow legs and walk? They're plants for goodness sake!

Fred: What have you got againts plants? Are they not alowed to have legs. I find your slurs and segragation against plants deplorable. in fact-

Random troop: SHUT UP. You are supposed to quote Montey python you idiot!

Fred: What the heck are you talking about?

Random troop: Yoshimaster wanted to do a silly pikmin like monty python and the holy grail scene, but thanks to idiots like you who don't read the script his well laid plans are-

Fred: An apple has told me to kill you.

Fred: nothing much happened, but more people joined the asylum