Jago Ballium
Swooping Snitchbug
Don't question me
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Post by Jago Ballium on Dec 12, 2009 16:40:16 GMT -5
You approach the outskirts of the fortress. Around you there is a sense of being watched by unseen eyes. To the side of the main pathway sits a sign with 'Messages' engraved into it. Below the sign is what appears to be a non-descript hole which seems to continue for quite a distance. This was about as good as communication seems to get with the Abyss.
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Post by Lord Raymond on Dec 16, 2009 14:56:04 GMT -5
I am writing to inform that, as we, the Pikmin First Recon, are in dire need of funds, we must demand that you pay us a large sum of petals immediately. If you do not meet this demand we will dispatch a unit to take you down. If you didn't know we are one of the best armed armies here, and it would be unwise to force us to attack you. Just pay up a sum of 100 petals and we will leave you alone.
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Orangutan
Waterwraith
Kaw Kaw Bird
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Post by Orangutan on Dec 16, 2009 17:45:32 GMT -5
What the heck? He made his army four days ago!
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Post by lovethepikmin on Dec 16, 2009 17:59:34 GMT -5
He wants to do what he almost did to me. Compleatly whipe out the person that came in late.
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Post by Lord Raymond on Dec 16, 2009 18:01:54 GMT -5
Well actually now it was about 20 days ago, but what else am I supposed to do? The only active person later than him is you, and your my ally. What else would I do, try to extort money from a guy on day 200? I'm only about 30 days ahead of him anyway.
EDIT: @ LTP: not trying to wipe anyone out. If I wanted to wipe someone out I would just send an army out to kill him without question. I just want his money.
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Post by Water Dumple on Dec 16, 2009 22:35:31 GMT -5
Well actually now it was about 20 days ago, but what else am I supposed to do? The only active person later than him is you, and your my ally. What else would I do, try to extort money from a guy on day 200? I'm only about 30 days ahead of him anyway. Tell me if this sounds CRAAAZY here, but... What if you DIDN'T try to extort money from someone? Eh? Eh? |
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Post by Lord Raymond on Dec 16, 2009 22:37:19 GMT -5
WOW! WHAT A GREAT IDEA! Too bad I'm still going to!  |
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Post by X-Naut on Dec 19, 2009 18:05:30 GMT -5
*A Snitchbug, very unnerved about his surroundings, drops his letter into the pit and flees*
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Dear Atrumus Rex,
As I am in need of an ally too, I accept! This should be a profitable alliance!
~Sultan Abdul-Malik
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Post by Lord Raymond on Dec 23, 2009 14:56:04 GMT -5
A red pikmin defiantly steps up to the pit, drops the letter in, then laughs and walks away.
Atrumus Rex,
I am dissapointed in our encounter. Not only were you defiant to pay a sum of money, it led to your defeat in combat. It is obvious that your demise was because of your stupidity and that without pikmin, the superior race here, you had no hope to winning. It is true that not even you and your ally together could stand against me, and you would be stupid to try.
Worst Regards,
Colonel Braxton
(this is my general talking, not me)
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Post by Lord Raymond on Dec 24, 2009 18:05:35 GMT -5
I would like to issue a challenge to you to christen my new officer coming in (he loves combat). You and your ally should match my forces equally. Of course you would be attacking my base, with the oppurtunity to steal my resources. You can decline this if you wish however, so don't feel the need to act on this great oppurtunity if you don't want to.
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