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Post by lovethepikmin on Nov 17, 2009 14:45:12 GMT -5
Like I said before about the hacker and what ever this weirdo said to one of my close friend's girl friend well he doesn't believe anything I'm saying so I'm probably not that far from getting into a major fight with him and I can tell if it happens we are both going to end up loosing blood so what do I do?! Please post advice for god's sake.
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Post by Infinity ∞ on Nov 17, 2009 19:07:18 GMT -5
Do you have any viruses or use a phishing filter? Perhaps an obvious password?
I would stop using your current E-Mails and change all your passwords into different things.
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Post by Bread & Butter on Nov 17, 2009 22:49:39 GMT -5
I think he meant the actual fight.
First off, if he is your friend then you should be able to talk to him. Over texts/the phone/this "facebook" everyone has been taking an interest in won't do it. You need to talk to him face-to-face. And you have to be about as truthful as possible. Don't see it as a confrontation but as a calm, necessary, serious conversation that needs to be had if you really want to stay friends with this guy. It doesn't need to be awkward. Trust me that it is better to openly talk about any problem you may have with someone. As long as you're both calm and you make sure that he understands the truth, then no blood should be shed.
Violence is the last refuge for the incompetent. Don't let it resort to that. No one wants to fight.
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 17, 2009 22:55:06 GMT -5
Hit him when he's not looking.
Aim for the temple - a solid hit will knock him out, giving you time to claim his girlfriend as your prize.
Steroids help with any task; a fight is a prime opportunity to start taking some. Don't do injections, you don't wanna catch any diseases.
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Post by lovethepikmin on Nov 18, 2009 17:04:42 GMT -5
Infinity and B&B thanks I'm still being watched like a hawk because he thinks I'm going to somehow get in the sack with his girl. Vid I must ask you this just so I know and excuse my language. Vid... What the ****?!
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 18, 2009 17:53:00 GMT -5
"You're probably not that far from getting into a major fight with him." Your words, not mine. All that diplomatic and computer shit ain't gonna do anything but get your ass laid out when you two go at it, so I'm giving you actually useful advice.
So, before you start fighting, when you're just talking shit before you explode on each other, you wanna freak him out and intimidate him. My method: take your dick out, scream something in another language (a REAL language, jibba-jabba just makes you look stupid), put your dick away, start smacking yourself, take your dick out, then start moving towards him menacingly. Not too many people are eager to fight someone who's jumping around with his dick out.
Now, you wanna stand sideways to him, so he'll have a smaller target. When you finally go in to land a punch (and for fuck's sake, don't pull your punches), make it fast, and then don't stop going. Head, body, head, body, aim where he's not blocking. Your punches are for softening him up - to take him down, you'll want to knee him in the balls, and not just a little tap. Drive it up there like you want him to burst out of his shoulder.
Or, if you get a golden opportunity,and for the love of God don't you waste it, if he's standing on his feet in a daze (his hands will be down, he'll be squinting, stumbling on his feet), give him a haymaker. This is only impressive if you leave your entire body open while doing it, so just swing your arm out and drive it straight into his temple.
Afterward, piss on him and call him a dumbshit for thinking you were trying to move in on his girlfriend. Then screw her when he's watching to prove your point.
Also, I found your profanity utterly repulsive and primitive. I thought that you Pikmin Wars pussies were supposed to be all refined and shit.
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Post by lovethepikmin on Nov 18, 2009 17:57:11 GMT -5
True... so true.
EDIT: Also thats going to work
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Post by Hachi on Nov 18, 2009 18:03:36 GMT -5
I'm inclined to take Vidguysteve's advice.
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Post by Meowzer on Nov 18, 2009 18:23:50 GMT -5
Vidguy? How exactly does your thought process work?
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 18, 2009 18:33:26 GMT -5
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Post by lovethepikmin on Nov 18, 2009 18:57:35 GMT -5
*claps* That is impressive.
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Post by Bread & Butter on Nov 18, 2009 22:31:16 GMT -5
Damn, vidguy saw through my visage! I was just trying to get you killed, but vidguy has far too expansive a knowledge to be fooled by my shenanigans. You should really just follow his advice. Not only do you win, but you get victory sex out of it too!
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Post by Water Dumple on Nov 18, 2009 22:40:52 GMT -5
I actually meant to turn them off a while ago, aside from racial slang, but forgot about it when the version started. People hardly ever swore here anyway, so hopefully this won't turn into 4chan now that the censors are off.
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 19, 2009 0:02:30 GMT -5
All I heard was "4chan," "victory sex," and "anarchy."
FUCKPOOPDICKASSFACEBALLSACKSHITINABUCKETWITHTBEAWESOMEFUNTOBEHADATSMKWCRAPBRAIN
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Post by lovethepikmin on Nov 19, 2009 17:05:11 GMT -5
This is getting kinda bad now. I know the girl friend believes me but the guy is planing my demise and I do mean DEMISE! My mind and heart tell me that this will end both good and bad. Bad as in we will both end up in court for I just feel hes going to bring his pocket knife. I would get in trouble just for defending my self because the county board, the school counsel, and the administrators are a bunch of retards. No offense to people that actually know people that are naturally mentally challenged. The good I have no idea.
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