Post by Sir Pikmin on Oct 24, 2009 17:09:06 GMT -5
You place your letter on the web, 'cause it's the only thing that remotely looks like a mailbox. Suddenly a Dweevil comes along and takes the letter somewhere. Where did it go? That's none of your concern, for now you must leave.
I have heard word that your ally has been attacked; innocent beings of nature are being destroyed by oppressive armies of conquest. For this, I, General Armand, cannot stand! You are Dweevils, correct? Then know that the Grand and Glorious Dweevil Federation, an organization devoted to the liberty of you and your bretheren, will avenge your fallen comrades in the name of FREEDOM! LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY! To do your fellow Dweevils your own good, we require 1000 petals to pay for the expenses: the expenses of LIBERTY! For that small cost, we will launch an attack of liberty on your foes! Worry not, fellow Dweevils, for we are with you! MAY THE FUTURE BE GRAND AND GLORIOUS! VICTORY SHALL BE OURS! LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY!
MY humblest abologies toward the mispelling of your name. It seems I've taken the principles of liberty even to my spelling, perhaps not quite a good idea! In any case, thank you very much for your payment, and I assure you that Dweevils will see victory. LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY!
Post by Infinity ∞ on Jan 11, 2010 21:41:42 GMT -5
Although low in supplies, we are doing fine right now. We will not ask for any supplies, however, we are willing to build anything or train your troops if you would like. We hope our raid will solve our problems, but we can't be certain.
We do not need any, but if you happen to have any Pikmite, Groinkium, or Titanium, we would like to trade something for a reasonable amount.
Also, our spies have noted you don't have much ammo. We attached research documents for our Honeybombs to this message. Of course, you can always modify these to use something else. We'll also send a copy of our Leachers and Landmines to you when they're complete.
People laughed about pigs flying. Ten years later? Swine Flu.