Bread & Butter
Fiery Bulblax
Leader of the Breakfast Battalion[A:0]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay
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Post by Bread & Butter on Oct 24, 2009 13:16:38 GMT -5
Messagesof Utter Effective Communication In the middle of the ocean, arising from the watery depths below is a lonely pneumatic tube. The top of the tube is a rusted brass cap, worn out by the weather. Etched professionally into the top are the words "To Rapture The Battalion" There is an empty canister in which to put the message. How convenient. Most people have tried to follow the message as it descends, but it is quickly enveloped by the darkness below.
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Meowzer
Waterwraith
The Picker of the 'Min
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Post by Meowzer on Oct 29, 2009 17:34:32 GMT -5
A breadbug emerges from the water. He put his mouth on the tube and spits up a wad of paper... and possibly his tongue... and swims away.
Wimpy:
It seems your army has much in common with mine. And your troops seem to make my respect-ometer go up. Your offer is excepted.
Sincerely, The Great&Fearsome Wimpy.
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Meowzer
Waterwraith
The Picker of the 'Min
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Post by Meowzer on Nov 5, 2009 15:44:01 GMT -5
Wimpy: I have been frauded! Someone has asked me to invest in their research and claimed they would repay ,e. but they didn't! INTOLERABLE! I CALL FOR IMMEDIATE RETALIATION! We must attack at once! Who knows how many other victims have fallen for this scam! Are you willing to participate? Please reply immediately, as I have non idea what they could be building with my investment.
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Meowzer
Waterwraith
The Picker of the 'Min
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Post by Meowzer on Nov 5, 2009 18:02:25 GMT -5
Wimpy: Very well then, if you're not able to help I'll go in by myself for now.
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Hachi
Waterwraith
Captain Oliby[A:0]
I am Oliby, Businessman of Legends. Fear my accounting!
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Post by Hachi on Dec 12, 2009 22:04:23 GMT -5
To General Atlas,
I presume that this is General Atlas. It is so very good to finally meet you. Congratulations are in order for your previous military performance under stressful times.
I have heard of how you used a rather unique weapon, the railgun rather effectively. It would advance my research considerably if you consider selling that and other weapons you may design. I, of course, will pay a fair price to obtain your works.
Sincerly, Dr. Claisen
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Hachi
Waterwraith
Captain Oliby[A:0]
I am Oliby, Businessman of Legends. Fear my accounting!
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Post by Hachi on Dec 13, 2009 10:10:57 GMT -5
To General Atlas,
It seems that you too, possess a misplaced chivalrous spirit, a value I had hope would no longer be respected in our world. Little beings such as yourself has always stood in the way of progress.
Regards, Dr. Claisen
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Hachi
Waterwraith
Captain Oliby[A:0]
I am Oliby, Businessman of Legends. Fear my accounting!
Posts: 2,355
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Post by Hachi on Dec 13, 2009 12:04:46 GMT -5
To General Atlas,
If I was an emotional being, I would be hurt by your accusations. I only seek knowledge, not power or wealth. In this manner, I am a simple and pure being. But, it seems that we possess fundamental differences in our viewpoints. I suggest that we cut off contact, for it seems nothing more will come of it.
Regards, Dr. Claisen Principal Investigator
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Post by Water Dumple on Dec 13, 2009 17:30:27 GMT -5
THE IMPERIUM HEARS YOUR PLEA! A magnificent proposition! ~Vance Hubbs, Imperial Guard
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