We have plants with eyes.
We have flies with improbably large bellies.
We have arachnids that are expert marksmen.
We have pigs that fly and blow wind.
We have mushrooms that glow. <
We have caterpillars that shoot rocks.
We have lobsters that could stub your toe by rolling onto it.
We have ghosts that use 2 stone pillars to get around.
We have creatures that burn themselves and sleep at the same time.
We have ladybugs that can shoot out their mouths.
We have tiny men that can turn you into stone.
We have stone people that like flowers.
We have leaves that can walk.
We have termite queens that like to roll around.
Most of all,
WE HAVE A THREAD THAT WOULD HAVE A MUCH BETTER AFFECT IN THE COUCH.