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Post by Water Dumple on Nov 19, 2009 17:33:59 GMT -5
If you realistically think he is going to bring a weapon such as a pocket knife, conceal a better one; an authentic Swiss army knife, the likes.
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Post by dev on Nov 19, 2009 17:45:28 GMT -5
Make sure the fight takes place where people are watching, and let him stab you.
Just kidding. Only do that if he does not have any sort of weapon. If it's just fists do that, it will make you seem like the victim. Don't tell the teachers, but if one asks how you got that "black eye" or such, tell them so and so punched you. They'll want to hear more.
Of course, you may want to block your head. Getting a concussion would be a serious issue.
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Post by tinfoilman on Nov 19, 2009 18:34:14 GMT -5
Flamethrowers are legal.
Case closed.
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Post by Hachi on Nov 19, 2009 18:44:19 GMT -5
Are you serious that the guy is going to have a knife?
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Post by Makajawan on Nov 19, 2009 19:08:52 GMT -5
If the guy's girlfriend believes you, then you ought to win. I wouldn't stab anyone with a pocket knife if my girlfriend told me not to.
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Post by lovethepikmin on Nov 19, 2009 19:16:11 GMT -5
Are you serious that the guy is going to have a knife? He's probably a load of BS but it does help to be prepared right?
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 19, 2009 19:40:42 GMT -5
Bring a gun to school. I do, and now nobody but NOBODY even DARES to come near me.
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Post by lovethepikmin on Nov 19, 2009 19:51:11 GMT -5
Vidguysteve... you are really not helping me at this point...
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Post by Makajawan on Nov 19, 2009 20:00:55 GMT -5
If the guy's girlfriend believes you, then you ought to win. I wouldn't stab anyone with a pocket knife if my girlfriend told me not to. I'm being legit here, play the girlfriend card. If he cares about his girlfriend enough to threaten you with a knife because of one incident where sexual things were said about her, then he's probably equally likely to listen to what she says. She likely wants this situation resolved peacefully, especially if she believes your story. Get her on your side; she's the most powerful ally you could hope for.
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Post by lovethepikmin on Nov 19, 2009 20:24:20 GMT -5
Your right buuuut... piecefuly at this point is out of the question there is going to be a fight so I'll do the best I can.
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Post by Hachi on Nov 19, 2009 20:48:59 GMT -5
You should try to avoid that guy or get an adult. Even though I doubt the guy has a knife and is willing to use it, that's still a risk.
I have years of experiences with fighting and even though it's only for practice, I'm fairly knowledgeable. Even with that experience, I would really hesitate to tangle with anyone holding a knife. It's dangerous.
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Post by Makajawan on Nov 19, 2009 21:47:14 GMT -5
Your right buuuut... piecefuly at this point is out of the question there is going to be a fight so I'll do the best I can. Not only is Hachi right about how the situation could be very dangerous, but it's always better to try to solve the situation with intelligence rather than brute strength. I'm not just saying this because I'm a nerd and the only battle I can win is a battle of wit, but because getting his girlfriend on your side ought to settle the conflict then and there. He's fighting for his girlfriend, correct? That's what prompted this? So if she understands that it wasn't your fault, then he'll be powerless to harm you if you can get her to try and stop him. I'm not entirely sure about her intentions, you know both of them better than I do, but I'm confident that he'll bend over backwards to do what his girlfriend wants, especially in this situation.
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Post by Waffle-SS on Nov 19, 2009 23:23:15 GMT -5
Flamethrowers are legal. Case closed. Only in California. They're your only defense against bees (oh god the bees). So if you live in California, FANTASTIC! He says he has a knife, you bring a god damn flamethrower. You don't even have to use it, he'll never mess with you again. If you don't live in California, though, I recommend what Hachi and Maka are saying. They know far more about non-flamethrower stuff than I do.
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Post by Water Dumple on Nov 19, 2009 23:33:16 GMT -5
As an alternative, I recommend a flammenwerfer.
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Post by Infinity ∞ on Nov 19, 2009 23:34:53 GMT -5
Flamethrowers are legal. Case closed. Only in California. They're your only defense against bees (oh god the bees). So if you live in California, FANTASTIC! He says he has a knife, you bring a god damn flamethrower. You don't even have to use it, he'll never mess with you again. If you don't live in California, though, I recommend what Hachi and Maka are saying. They know far more about non-flamethrower stuff than I do. I live in California, so I guess I should go get a flamethrower to protect against bees despite never seeing any. I would go with Hachi's advice.
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